Simplicity Gone Complicated

lettersfromdean:

dyamirityofthelord:

okay my teacher wanted a story that’s gonna shock him

so i wrote him a cute little story about a couple fletcher and mia falling in love

and the last sentences of story are

“so… what is your full name? i mean what is mia short for?”

“michael”

because my teacher is kinda homophobic, i am gonna force him into enjoying a fluffy love story with no gender pronouns and well what a shame you liked a story about a gay couple sorry man

don’t even apologize

(via maepolzine)

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tonyballer:

have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone’s status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. or you found out something you were better off not knowing. it’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. but you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. 

(via carebeardestruction)

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frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

i-control-thekanima:

punkmicheal:

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

It’s called “waiting until they mention what they’re gonna order, looking up the price in the menu and ordering something equal or cheaper” and it is BASIC ETIQUETTE

This!!

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Love fearlessly.

- TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

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